Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.