A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

The most laziest person on planet earth who will prop his feet up on a fucking desk all day

A unique high you experience when you take at least 4 valium and smoke a gram or so of marijuana, preferably raspberry kush but it works with any strain, and listen to old John Coltrane records on vinyl

pimpness with red glasses , hte act of bien fly sexy fly fresh