The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously.

Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.

Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.

a total cock face.

An annoying little twit who finds it funny to spam UrbanDictionary requests in IRC.
Found to live in desolate areas.