early crack of dawn... sleeping enjoyin a pleasure filled dream waking up to some sloppy-ass dome.................................................. . blowing your load all over her face. gazing in the distance at that beautiful colorado sunrise on the front porch.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.