Not dance. Not cheer. Not gymnastics. Cologuard incorporates techniques and moves from these, but only the most basic of them. Not dancers. Not cheerleaders. Not gymnasts. Unless of course there is prior training you are none of these. These sports require an insane amount of muscle, coordination(which props to you, you guys do have to focus incredibly hard and have crazy coordination), musicality, technique, discipline, training, flexibility, and TIMING TIMING TIMING, someone guard is almost always off, and please point your toes and straighten your legs. You guys do a lot of these, but not in the same way or with the same mastery and professionalism. High school colorguard is cool and totally a sport, but you are NOT DANCERS, GYMNASTS, OR CHEERLEADERS!!!

Chick, or dude, that throws flags. also known as "Flaggets"

in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.

college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.

The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)

1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?

the marching bands cheerleaders

Usually fat chicks who can't make the cheerleading squad. In general, they're the bands cheerleaders. Lucky them. They wear tight uniforms that makes their fat jiggle.