a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.

A.K.A THE WHORE CORE

girls that didnt make the cheerleading squad or dance team

Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

Flaggot to any Bandie

see my definition of colorguard because I'm not in one i spelled it as one word...

A group of retards that have no ambitions in life, that will grow up to be losers unless they escape before midnight on their 18th birthday.