A popsicle that is created by inserting a popsicle stick into the juice-filled anus of a person who is being placed into a cryogenic freezer. Once the person has become frozen, the chamber can be opened and the delicious pop can be removed from the anus and enjoyed as a treat on a hot summer day.
On the one hand, I'm sad that my Father has chosen to freeze himself at the age of 60. But on the plus side, I'm gonna get him to let me make a Colonic Popsicle in his ass when he goes into cryo on Tuesday. So, at least I've got something to look forward to!
by sand puppy September 02, 2020
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the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 03, 2019
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Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.
Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!

^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^
by AutoGoff April 10, 2008
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The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN
Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise
by Electric tickle fingers January 01, 2016
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a term to indicate girls (mostly Asian) who wanna be colonized by their dominant white boyfriends.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.
She said "I only date white guys. It's just a preference."

What a Colonized-Boo!
by thegame September 15, 2020
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A derogatory term used to describe white people, Caucasians, or people of European decent.

See also:
Honky
•Cracker
•Karen (An entitled white woman).

The term’s origin can be attributed to the long history of European conquest; and the assimilation of non-European lands, people, and cultures. However, the term was recently popularized by Disney in the Marvel film Black Panther.
Don’t touch that, colonizer.”
by NerdyWeirdo October 05, 2021
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