I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
by MoonUrMom March 01, 2021
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The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.
Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "
by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016
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When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
by Greyhippieman November 01, 2019
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An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 07, 2019
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Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.
"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!
by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021
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