This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.