A popsicle that is created by inserting a popsicle stick into the juice-filled anus of a person who is being placed into a cryogenic freezer. Once the person has become frozen, the chamber can be opened and the delicious pop can be removed from the anus and enjoyed as a treat on a hot summer day.
On the one hand, I'm sad that my Father has chosen to freeze himself at the age of 60. But on the plus side, I'm gonna get him to let me make a Colonic Popsicle in his ass when he goes into cryo on Tuesday. So, at least I've got something to look forward to!
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by sand puppy September 02, 2020
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