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A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.

Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" October 30, 2007
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Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"
by mep June 10, 2004
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Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.
I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.
by Gunny May 15, 2005
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leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel
boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night
by lazylay76 February 29, 2012
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the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex
I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm
by zackattack98 November 28, 2011
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