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A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.
Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
by A Profane Legacy June 02, 2007
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com
"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"
by Lockdown91 May 20, 2007
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someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.
by j son May 25, 2009
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nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.
Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 08, 2011
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''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''
by meeme master November 05, 2017
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Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.
Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.
by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish January 13, 2009
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