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One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound
Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper
by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018