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When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
by Urban humor December 22, 2015
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).
Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.
by Metastases April 18, 2016
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when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!
by chirpydalek August 28, 2016
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The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"
If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!
by Ferenczy April 18, 2016
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When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 01, 2019