"Oooh I've not half got collywobbles off them peas."

"You shouldn't have eaten them while they were still frozen."

I had the collywobbles after I drank a quart of old Buttermilk.

Joe and Tom are playing in a golf match and Tom has just putted the ball 6 inches from the cup.

Joe: “Go ahead and pick that up Tom, it’s a Collywobble”

Tom: “Thanks Joe, I think I could’ve put that in with my penis”

Collywobbles means stomach pain but k

sheep farming gives farmers the collywobbles

"Damn Colly, we about to christen your enormous ass Collywobble"

Person 1: I think I have the collywobbles..
Person 2: Same here...