Grasping of another persons/animals privates while they are asleep

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put in the freezer. One who awakes in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd