A school in a BUBBLE!!! Yes, it literally sits in a big bubble where nobodies children can learn about life outside the bubble. Instead the kids are taught and conditioned only for life inside the bubble. While it is above the public school curriculum, it still is not a good place to send your kids if you want them to turn out somewhat normal.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

My, both these defs seem rather unrealistic...
It's not that bad of a place, but you won't be going to heaven just if you go here. Truly, it is only a very average place. Okay for learning.

its a great school to learn alot about God, and yes God is great! read the bible, if not.. well ill wave to you from heaven.