the worst idea I've ever had.

High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world

A place where you look for a sense of belonging while eating yourself into a food coma.

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.

Too FUCKING expensive.