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A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups
“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”

Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis
by JustAManWithARocketLauncher August 21, 2020
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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