black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

Old black lady: Come on chile, come git yo collerd greens and chillins.

Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!

white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"