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The act of saying something completely irrelevant or rather, something idiotic during a serious conversation. To Collado the situation, or to pull a "Collado."
George: "Dude, I think I have cancer-"
Steven: "That's not what your mum said last night"
George: "Don't be a fuckin' Collado"
Steven: "That's not what your mum said last night"
George: "Don't be a fuckin' Collado"
by His name is George September 05, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018