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Sara - Hey can you cold cock me?
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.
by mr. mojo rising is dead August 31, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018