A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A town in Connecticut. The part where all the shops are is small and you could basically walk from the highschool to CVS in 45 minutes at a slow pace. A pretty boring town most of the time, the only excitement is the town Carnival in late May/early June. Colchester is more of a town for older folks and younger children. Sort of a Suburban/Rural town depending on where you are.

many white kids, hard drugs, high school filled with crack heads, good thing you get to smoke weed in the bathroom. issa chill place.