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Dear Ashlee, if you’re reading this i think your stroke ridden look you call a “duck face” looks more like a prolapsed asshole, also I think your cooking taste like a busted Daytona hookers Vagina at the end of shift on Valentine’s Day... we used to throw some big parties and I will always remember the time when I took your half retarded but hot cousin into our room and yodeled her chamber of secrets. I miss those memories like the time your fat mother fell through our deck and I saw it all happen from inside but I quickly tiptoed into the garage and acted shocked when everyone found her. But your couchy look like a box of cow tongues and smelled of moth balls, that being unrelated to your general smell of Marlboro and stale farts. I wish both you and your that iPhone you always have shoved up your cunt while driving you call a boyfriend, the best of luck.
Ashlee the coke whore smokes so many cheap reservation cigarettes that her cunt literally just recited the mesothelioma commercial
by Kreampuff May 23, 2019
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An unemployed, uneducated, ugly, fat girl from the ghetto who wishes she lived in upper st clair. To cover up her misery, she does pills, drinks, and does coke all day long in front of her illegitimate sons. She has never been married, and she thinks Europe is a country. She still lives with her parents because she can't get a decent job. She beats her kids and swears in front of them. It won't be long til CYS takes them from her because she is an unfit mother.
Thank God we live in Upper St. Clair and aren't surrounded by cokewhores from the Sheraden ghetto. AND If I wasn't such a cokewhore, maybe I could have a great relationship with my ex like Christy does. AND I wish I was as skinny and pretty as Christy, but I'm just a useless cokewhore who is a cokewhore and a bad parent.
by white trash slut July 20, 2006
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One who is addicted to the popular soft drink Diet Coke. The addict is generally a female between the ages of 18 and 25 and extremely attractive.
by tobeornot2be July 27, 2010
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god have you spoken to martin recently i hear he's been selling his body to pay for his crack habbit
by Mystical Parrot January 21, 2004