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A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.
by flynyrdskynyrd January 18, 2012
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005