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In a free-to-play videogame, a Coiner is someone who pays real money in order to get an advantage over free players. The term possibly originated in Exteel, where the real money equivalent was termed NCcoin.
The term is seldom used to describe people who pay for things which don't give a gameplay advantage over free players, such as cosmetic modifications.
Look at that coiner, with his full Aerobolt mechanaut.
by Torsk June 29, 2011
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A whiny prepish person whom gripes and complains about not getting "banker" hours at work. One typically finds these individuals slothing about, attempting to grab the spotlight whenever possible
Stop being such a coiner about this, and do what you're told.
by Allan Riggleman June 22, 2008
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Conflict Of Interest boner.

A boner who's cause would be generally regarded as inappropriate. Particularly pertaining to a conflict within oneself due to having said boner over the subject in question.
When a man gets an erection over the hot "chick" in Hanson.

"Bro i know it's wrong but that midget in the tube top is giving me a raging C.O.I.ner"

"Have you heard about Beast Chokeing? That shit gives me the weirdest C.O.I.ner."
by Japarab November 07, 2011
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Derogatory term aimed at cryptocurrency miners. Used in an insulting manner against them.
Get the fuck out of this voice channel you dirty coiner!

Fuck outta here coina!
by anti-miner December 29, 2020
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A whiny prepish person who constantly gripes and complains about not getting "banker" hours at work. These idividuals can usually be found slothing about attempting to hog the spotlight whenever possible
Stop being such a coiner man! Grow up and work what you're told.
by Allan Riggleman June 22, 2008
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1. A person who creates coinage, as in making the physical currency;

2. A person who coins or mints new words that catch on and enjoy general usage. NOTE: Just as with money (the origin of the metaphor) there are legitimate coiners whose product has value...and there are counterfeiters who produce cheap, fake, debased words that devalue the language.
"They sang Kipling's 'The Coiner' last night; it was great - what with all that clinking clanking percussion..."

"That Rehka, what a coiner... She's making up words all the time!"
by Emyth February 03, 2010
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