Cohen Purviance is a Black Belt in karate. He likes playing with big long sticks. His metal stick catches other men's balls. Cohen likes it in the butt. He is an all American karate master. Cohen likes creampies inside in him.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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