Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A straight up poonster who gets amazingly attractive girls. Everybody wants to be a Cohan.

The most amazing shanker.
Has the best intentions to do a poo and want at the same time.

Loves to get off while taking a devlin