Equip a gun. (Mostly used in ghetto slang)
1: How do you want to get those $100?
2: I'll just cog a gun and go rob a cat
1: Alright, good luck with that..
by DeltaKT July 06, 2018
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A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.
guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."
by cog b November 06, 2018
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Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.
He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.
by Jimmawww July 09, 2021
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The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
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A very mysterious and elusive show/phenomenon of mass proportions~!

these webisodes are not only chock full of entertainment but educational in the field of pornogrophy sounds and insightful interviews! not to mention F-WORD!!!!!!
I need to catch up on my Cog On webisodes before the next edition.

I would watch Cog On to get my "cog on."
by Cog On Lover October 14, 2009
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A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.
Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.
by Ray Pinhose March 02, 2011
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