Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”

My boyfriend cofused me through his own confusion.

Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”

Friend: “That guy is really hot.”

You: “Brian, he’s obviously straight, you little gay shit. Why are you always so fucking cofuse??”

maggie: “woah, look at all those gays, they must be starting to cofuse”

todd: “maggie shut the fuck up and go join them you fag”

maggie:

These two fuses were cofused since manufacturing