A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.
Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?
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wait- coffin = dead = silence.
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