Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
Lupita: The coffee table.
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.
So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
by MemeLord420/69 March 29, 2016
by Epic Failure July 10, 2008
Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)
by Bob Paul December 03, 2005
by peerless3 August 24, 2003
by clown buzon February 13, 2005
The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
by TurnM3Up December 09, 2019