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Coffee Enema is a derogatory term for the Coffee Party which is a spin off of the Tea Party.
Will the coffee enemas be marching today?
by Foznots March 06, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Where you pour coffee up your asshole like a douche, then shit everything out.
"Bridget darl, are you up for a coffee enema? I got a new pack of tim tams and they're double coated."
by blacknosugar November 10, 2009
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Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.
Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema
by coffeeboy May 16, 2005
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It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits
by Another forsaken February 08, 2020
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