A joke for computer technicians, when helping someone fix a computer related problem.

Code 12 means the problem is 12 inches in front of the screen.

Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.

SKEET! (originally created as a part of an elaborate code system used by lifeguards in the early 21st century)

see skeet

Clean slate and I’ll buy the first round

That is... all previous shouts or rounds are forgotten and I will get the 'first round' (the next round to be bought)

Term used to describe a member of the opposite sex that may not be attractive to the majority, but is very attractive to a particular individual.

When a female speaks and you want to just slap her across the face with your massive cock because she's so stupid.