A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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