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When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.
I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.
by madokatan August 07, 2017
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.
1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."
by Coconut Boi November 14, 2007
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shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.
what is coconutting?

by Line and Steen May 03, 2008
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Code for gay sex in a tropical location.
Bruce and I are totally going to Fire Island for some hardcore coconutting.
by dcxoffender April 02, 2009
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The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.
I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.
by NOFACE512 March 09, 2021
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