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The best drink ever.
Like heated chocolate milk, but with more love.
I drank cocoa once. It made my life better.
by El Zero November 22, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A fun-loving little person a big heart! Sometimes possess gremlin-like qualities. Enjoys sweatpants. Proud teen mom with a baby girl named Chloe. Makes random sounds. Frequently uses a step stool. SAVOURY. Enjoys consuming her first name. Stares. Wears socks and sandals (so Italian). Crazy soccer player. Speed Demon. Country gal. Likes to sniff people. Also referred to as Cocoa Bean, Cocoa Puff, and Ponyboy
I love fun-sized things, they're so Cocoa
by Proud Polish Princess April 20, 2011
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A person or thing that is smooth or rich. Similar to phat, "the shit" and "the bomb".
that watch jane has on is cocoa!

you can't get with her, she is too cocoa for you.
by alexjrny January 22, 2008
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Drizzleicecold’s real puppy, Sidekick and part of the Snowball empire, Cocoa is Snowballs Best friend, Cocoa has regeneration powers and Super Strength...she can also fly, SUPER COCOA
Cocoa is a cute puppy
by Dwizzle Icecowld November 11, 2018
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A “street term” used for cocaine. Usually used by attorneys in e-mails.
What was the mother’s drug of choice? Cocoa?
by Slcf October 11, 2018
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