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This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...
Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head
by i heart 69 May 23, 2008
Jul 14 Word of the Day
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by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis
Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)
Dan:yup that sort of thing
Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)
Dan:yup that sort of thing
Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
by The mighty zipilis June 20, 2008
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where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU HAVE YOU
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis
Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Because thats what wainer does)
Dan:yup that sort of thing
Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Because thats what wainer does)
Dan:yup that sort of thing
Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
by The mighty zipilis June 19, 2008