by Cockwombler August 22, 2015
Challenge Video
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016
by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004
Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
by Covbaby April 02, 2012
by Hairbear May 24, 2012
The 45th president of the United States of America.
Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)
Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)
by MrsChippy1915 May 19, 2018
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

