Challenge Video

May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Get the merch
Get the Thumb Day neck gaiter and mug.
2
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Cockwomble mug for your guy Rihanna.
4
Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.
by Covbaby April 02, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Cockwomble mug for your cat Abdul.
5
An idiot of the highest degree
Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.
by Hairbear May 24, 2012
Get the merch
Get the Cockwomble neck gaiter and mug.
6
The 45th president of the United States of America.

Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)
by MrsChippy1915 May 19, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Cockwomble neck gaiter and mug.

Activity