The Calculations of ones Penis

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

the calculation of ones cock.

When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator