by Logzbaker February 14, 2018
A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
by moreritz January 20, 2015
A urologist; a specialist whose area of expertise is the genitourinary system. Also known as a pecker checker.
by Dr House May 01, 2012
by Iharne K.G Ramms June 17, 2009
by Kamran Omidi October 24, 2007
Much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a cocktor beam is what girls get caught in when they're near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them sexy vibes or actual cock.
by Dj Ktown February 02, 2017
The act of masturbating with a flammable jelly. Seconds before climax, ignite the jelly and continue until you're finished.
A couple of cocktails, a nice adult video and a Flaming Cocktor Pepper is all he needs for a good time.
by AsktheBeerGuys August 12, 2010