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Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.
All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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