A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.

An octagonal cockfighting arena in the phillipenes. Reserved for the only the best of cocks and their owners.

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.

When Jack Black forgets to take his penoos ot of his own anoos, his penis turns into a Cocktagon. It has 4 Awesome sides and 8 Awesome angles.