Top definition
n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020
Get a Cocksplat mug for your papa Günter.
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
Get the Finance Punk neck gaiter and mug.
2
1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm
1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me
by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004
Get the CockSplat neck gaiter and mug.