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The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
by burt macklyn January 24, 2015
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.
Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"
by Yung Coop May 14, 2012
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one who is an expert at the handling of his cock and administering it's services to the female gender.
by clarence whorley March 01, 2005
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one who seizes or manipulates the cock with great force and accuracy.
by CWinget February 24, 2006
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Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.
by Jack M. E'Offer July 21, 2006
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A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.
I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
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