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The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
by burt macklyn January 24, 2015
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.
Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"
by Yung Coop May 14, 2012
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one who is an expert at the handling of his cock and administering it's services to the female gender.
by clarence whorley March 01, 2005
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one who seizes or manipulates the cock with great force and accuracy.
by CWinget February 24, 2006
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Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.
by Jack M. E'Offer July 21, 2006
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A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.
I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
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