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When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.
1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.
by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003
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some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper
by glennnn elliott August 02, 2006
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some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month
by glennnn elliott August 02, 2006
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Verb. A term used commonly for someone who whacks their cocks against aother people frequently.
"Billy is such as Cock-Slapper, he whacked me so fuckin hard i have a cockmark on my face.
by pissfuck April 09, 2009
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