Urban Dictionary: Cockowad

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A person that believes in dumb conspiracy theories, a crazy person or a loser. It is an insult but can also be used to talk about the male genitalia.

1. Conspiracy theorist: 5G towers give cancer and fry your brain

2. Smart person: Shut up you cockowad

3. Woman: Show me your cockowad daddy
4. Man: No I won’t show you, I’m married.

by Humongous Cockowad February 15, 2021

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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