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Someone who's Sexual Diet Consists of Only Penis or Male Body Parts.They dont take kindly to the Vagina or Other Female Body Parts
Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Wilburn:Me to
Marchand:We should go Skiing sometime Then
Wilburn:That Sounds Grand
Danny and Joey:Well were Vagitarians
Marchand:Fuck that,The Vag Blows almost as Much as me and Wilburn.
Wilburn:Yeah I perfer the The Sperm Whale over the Bearded Clam.
Danny and Joey:Screw you guys were Going Home.
Wilburn:Ryan wanna come over and play Viva Pinata with the Eskimos.
Ryan:Sure you can play with my Joy Stick.
Wilburn:Me to
Marchand:We should go Skiing sometime Then
Wilburn:That Sounds Grand
Danny and Joey:Well were Vagitarians
Marchand:Fuck that,The Vag Blows almost as Much as me and Wilburn.
Wilburn:Yeah I perfer the The Sperm Whale over the Bearded Clam.
Danny and Joey:Screw you guys were Going Home.
Wilburn:Ryan wanna come over and play Viva Pinata with the Eskimos.
Ryan:Sure you can play with my Joy Stick.
by Danny D. and Joey T. March 02, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Someone whos Sexual Diet Consist of Only Man Flesh(Ex. Penis)and does not like the Female Vagina or other body parts.
Ryan Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Austin Wilburn:Yeah me to
Ryan Marchand:Cool we Should go Skiing sometime
Austin Wilburn:Sounds Grand
Austin Wilburn:Yeah me to
Ryan Marchand:Cool we Should go Skiing sometime
Austin Wilburn:Sounds Grand
by Danny D. and Joey T. March 01, 2008