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A person named Ahmed who is a homosexual and likes it up the ass. Objects may include dynamite sticks, chair legs and last but not least good old cock. Enjoys fisting his own ass, blowing every member of the toronto argos, and shoving empty shot gun shells in his own ass. He is richard simmons gay.
Cockmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.
After watching jersey shore, cockmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. So he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.
Cockmed shits over tennis racquets so he doesn't loose the condoms he swallows.
Cockmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.
After watching jersey shore, cockmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. So he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.
Cockmed shits over tennis racquets so he doesn't loose the condoms he swallows.
by SBG committee November 17, 2010
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021